tangled up.

britain-land-of-hope-and-glory:

Some Very British Problems (x

I may or may not have done many of these *today*. (not British, but close enough, I guess?)

Benedict bookmark! Courtesy of the crafty @kimwebb910. Incentive for me to switch back to reading actual books again. ;) 

Benedict bookmark! Courtesy of the crafty @kimwebb910. Incentive for me to switch back to reading actual books again. ;) 

mightyflynn:

Miller Park
August 10, 2014
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Photo by northstar78

Will be at this awesome place on Tuesday. I CAN’T WAIT!

mightyflynn:

Miller Park

August 10, 2014

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Photo by northstar78

Will be at this awesome place on Tuesday. I CAN’T WAIT!

angelclark:

33 Pictures Taken At The Right Moment 

We are huge fans of perfectly timed photos that capture perfect (and usually funny or unexpected) moments that come and go with a blink of the eye. The internet is abound with images shared by people who have captured images at just the right moment or from just the right perspective, so we wanted to share some more of them with you.

topherchris:


Angry, rhetorical tweets.

topherchris:

Angry, rhetorical tweets.

mtvother:

Chris Pratt isn’t the only star who hit the gym for Guardians of the Galaxy.

1. Sometimes you’ll be like, “HEY EVERYONE LET’S DO SUSHI AND DRINKS AND FUN STUFF TOMORROW NIGHT!” but then tomorrow night comes and you regret everything as you try to weasel your way out of plans that you created. You resent 24-Hours-Ago-You for being so enthusiastic.

bluejayhunter:

Joey Bats’ beautiful swing.

<3

idontcareforgob:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 

Nightmares.

annetdonahue:

deputyfuckingparrish:

let’s talk about what a fab human dan radcliffe is…

EMOJI HANDS OF PRAISE FOR DANIEL RADCLIFFE

wilwheaton:

Here’s a list of the 149 for-profit companies whose cases are already pending, including several that object to all forms of contraception. Now that the Supreme Court has sanctioned their standing to make those claims and classified the coverage requirement as a substantial burden, they only have to show the sincerity of their beliefs to win.

Anyone who says this is not about disempowering women is lying to themselves and the rest of us.

holiday-in-cami-bodia:

dont tell me you didnt see this coming

Dying.

All prepared to meet Herself next week. Can&#8217;t start reading it because I&#8217;m still a couple of books behind. #MOBY

All prepared to meet Herself next week. Can’t start reading it because I’m still a couple of books behind. #MOBY